i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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