This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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