I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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