You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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