4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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