Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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