Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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