Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
i would punch a child for taco bell
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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