So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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