morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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