It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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