So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My vagina just clenched in fear
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