I need help removing her.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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