Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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