I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I look better un-naked...
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
two words...techno handjob
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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