We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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