Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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