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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(613): View more from Ontario

The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.

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(206): View more from Washington

weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions

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(217): View more from Illinois

I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?

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(239): View more from Florida

MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".

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(480): View more from Arizona

Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his

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