ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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