turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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