You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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