I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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