i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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