Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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