do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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