Can Purell be used as lube?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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