She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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