so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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