on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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