Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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