I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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