"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
My dick has a subreddit
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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