...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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