They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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