North Korea, Best Korea!
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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