You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
