He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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