Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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