Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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