weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Come see our sink grown plant.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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