U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
it was like eating out sand paper
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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