I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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