on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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