Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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