Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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