so explain again why im purple
no
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Randomize
