i always forget guys have bellybuttons
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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