Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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