Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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