I smell stomach acid.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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