hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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