So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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